O.K... One day, I was working at the candy store. A man who looked like a pirate walked up to me and asked if he could buy a gumdrop. I replied, "Why would you want to buy gum that's been dropped?" He didn't think that was very funny. He took me to his ship and was about to make me walk the plank, when I asked if I could have one last request. He said yes, so I asked for a mug of root beer. He gave me a mug, and then I jumped, even though I didn't know how to swim. I would have drowned, except for one thing... ROOT BEER FLOATS!!!! ^_^ Ha ha! Get it?!?!